and it's not Fatso. Trade him now for whatever we can get - maybe a
reliable hitter. I've heard that some teams have them and feel they're
worth aquiring. Or perhaps a real shortstop, like the one we had before
Shapiro decided what we really needed at the position was someone slow,
fat, stupid & lazy with no stick.
Tribe Fever - catch it!*
*Symptoms include multiple prolonged hitting slumps throughout the season,
interspersed with a few 15-run games to keep the team BA respectable...
