At the start of the show: "Today you people are no longer maggots. Today
you are Price Is Right contestants. You're part of a brotherhood."
After someone makes a horrible price bid, "Who said that? Who the ****
said
that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed cocksucker down
here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing
godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you
****ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."
After a fat man (y.Chad) becomes the next contestant,"Get your fat ass up
there! I'll bet if there was some ***** up there you would get up there,
wouldn't you?"
After failing to win a prize he could scream,"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR
MALFUNCTION?" or "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy
and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? "
Before a little old lady spins the wheel in the Showcase Showdown,"You're
not afraid of a little blood, are you?"
His closing line could be,"You little s***bags! I got your name, I got
your
ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I
will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-****
yourself
or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck!"
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