Sung to the tune of Devil Went Down To Georgia
The Bears Went Down to Florida...
The Bears went down to Flordia, they were looking for a trophy to
steal.
They were in a bind 'cos they were way behind: they were willin' to
make a deal.
When they came across this young team tossin a football and playin'
it
hot.
And the Bears jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boys let me
tell
you what:
"We bet you didn't know it, but we're football players too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, we'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good football, boys, but give the Bears there
due:
"I bet a trophy of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better
than you."
The boy said: "My name's Peyton and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's
ever been."
Peyton you loosin up your arm and throw your football hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Florida and the Bears deals it hard.
And if you win you get this ****ny trophy made of gold.
But if you lose, the Bears gets your soul.
Rex opened up the offense and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he made two practice throw's.
And he threw the football down the field and it made an evil hiss.
Then offensive line joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Bears finished, Peyton said: "Well you're pretty good ol'
son.
"But if you'll sit down on that bench, right there, and let me show
you how its done."
Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The Bears in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The Bears bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat.
they laid that golden trophy on the ground at Peyton's feet.
Peyton said: "Rex just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a pregnant dog, I'm the best that's
ever
been."
And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The Bears in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
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