Way to show up tonight, way to play yourselves right into playing the
referee's pets in the first round. You knew ONE pissy little point and
you get to play the third seed, but you all decided not to show up.
Now you gotta play non-contact hockey because they are gonna whistle
EVERYTHING you do. You are gonna get too many men on the ice, goalie
interference and hooking penalties up the ****er.
You will be two men short at least 4 times in the first period of game
one. Your goaltender will get interference penalties when you are in
Montreal's zone. There will be conference after conference with the
Refs and Carbonneau. Every close call will go Montreals way. Every
icing, offside, etc etc.
WAY TO GO B'S!!!
Of course, everything will be forgotten if you beat the little
weenies.