GOIN' DOWN!

Red Wings are so going down this season! That buncha geriatrics are gonna
be 
leaning on the boards wheezing as the Canucks razzle and dazzle their way 
through the Western Conference. You'll be stacking the names on the backs
of 
the jerseys because there's not enough numbers between 1 and 100 to
account 
for the broken hips and impacted hemorrhoids the Wings will suffer. Your 
only hope of a second round is to end the season with a burst of
brilliance 
and finish 7th.
Remember where you heard it first.