Life sucks

Gonna be a late start this year.  Had it all planned to go to Ketchum
on a private jet for Thanksgiving.  Been too damn warm to even make
snow, so they delayed their opener and I missed my big chance to ride
a Gulfstream.
Oh, well.  Should get the op****tunity again.  In the meantime, Turkey
Day in Seattle.
Whistler is normally the default backup plan, but they suck too:
opening, but barely on manmade with a couple runs.  Not worth the
hassle.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Bert is whining because unless the weather changes soon, we'll have to
wait until spring to use the free Warren Miller tickets.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Three pairs of new skis, and I'll be lucky to get on them by January.
Sure ain't gonna dig them out prior to Xmas, the way things have been
going lately.  Virtually nothing in the mountains and the weather
re****t is for sunny days.
My tennis game is in great shape.
So I'm going to New Orleans.  Freak Challenge:  Cafe Du Monde, 9 AM,
Friday the Fifth of December.  Beignets and ***** slapping.  Bet you
ain't got the nads to spew your **** in person, when I'm armed with a
Cafe Au Lait.