FAQ about Scott Abraham

Q:  Who is Scott Abraham?
A:  Scott Abraham, also known as "Schattie," "Buddha," "The Talking
Urinal," "SA," and some names so foul as to prohibit mentioning them
to newcomers, is a disgusting whacko from Seattle Wa****ngton.  He
became infamous for being the only person ever kicked off the
internet.

Q:  Why does everyone hate him?
A:  Scottie has an early history of telling lies.  When he was found
out he lost his marbles.

Q:  Why does he hate everybody?
A:  He lives in a basement, has no job, no life, no money, no career,
no future, he steals his food from a soup kitchen, and goes skiing
without lift tickets.  He's a whacked-out psycho, who looks up to
everyone from his sewer.  Since he can't crawl out of the gutter, he
tries to pull everyone down to his level.

Q: He says that only losers and terrorists post here.  So why does he
stay?
A:  He has no life.  Having everyone hate him is the only
entertainment he gets.


Strive for victory.  Be the best.  Win one for Ronald Reagan.

And don't smoke at the pumps.


              Horvath@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
           A mighty Hungarian warrior
       The blood of Attila runs through me