Never, ever show the same shot for more than ten seconds
..
Miss at least part of the pitchers delivery because you are showing
managers nostrils or Fox celebrities.
At least once each game miss the start of an inning and pretend
that you did not miss it.
Show routine plays over and over while missing live play.
Make post season records interchangeable with World Series
records. Clutter the screen with graphics so we can't see how the
fielders are positioned
.. On Sunday if a Fox NFL game runs late extend the pre-game (or
the post-game football) show until it is over.
More im****tant for viewers in two small markets to see all of their
football game then to make them miss the start of baseball.
Lie about starting time. Remember,5:00 ET really means 5:25 after
commercials and the Zelasco bimbo ( she can never be forgiven for her
treatment of Ernie Harwell).
